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Short Stories and Essays

This is a chronological list of Steve's short stories and essays in print...


TitlePublicationDate
The New Page Six The New Yorker April 24, 2006
C.I.A. Unveils Old Bin Laden Tape The New Yorker March 7, 2005
The Man in Front of the Curtain The New York Times January 25, 2005
A Few Words on the Passing of Dave Barry's Column The Washington Post January 2, 2005
The King and I The New York Times December 5, 2004
The Masterpiece in the Hallway The New York Times November 7, 2004
The Sports Report The New York Times August 19, 2004
Picasso Promoting 'Lady With a Fan' The New Yorker December 8, 2003
Montecore and Roy Timothy McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Short Imagined Monologues October 17, 2003
It All Depends on What You Mean by 'Have' The New York Times August 8, 2003
The 50 Most Beautiful People 2003 - Steve Martin: Actor/Writer People Magazine May 12, 2003
Iraq: An Actor's View The New Yorker March 24, 2003
The Death of My Father The New Yorker June 17, 2002
Sports-Interview Shocker The New Yorker May 6, 2002
Banjo Best of the Oxford American: Ten Years from the Southern Magazine of Good Writing May 1, 2002
The Sex Lives of Clowns Clown Paintings, Diane Keaton powerHouse Cultural Entertainment 2002
My Celebrity Crime Perks The New Yorker 22 July 2001
Steve Martin's Lifelong Education in Art The New York Times April 1, 2001
The Ethicist The New Yorker March 5, 2001
The Grand Old Opera The New Yorker January 21, 2001
The Book of Directions The New Yorker December 4, 2000
Shouters The New Yorker September 11, 2000
Elian at Twenty The New Yorker May 22, 2000
Where the Comedians Will Be on Oscar Night The New York Times March 25, 2000
Two Menus The New Yorker February 21 and 28, 2000
The Third Millenium: So Far, So Good The New York Times January 2, 2000
Preface to My Autobiography The New Yorker November 15, 1999
President Beatty Takes Up Residence The New Yorker October 18 and 25, 1999
Disgruntled Former Lexicographer The New Yorker October 11, 1999
Paparazzi of Plato The New Yorker September 22, 1999
The Y3K Bug The New Yorker July 19, 1999
Kosovo, 90210 George Magazine July, 1999
"I'm Steve! I Make News!" The Oxford American Summer, 1999
Talking Points The New Yorker May 17, 1999
Designer of Audio CD Packaging Enters Hell The New Yorker April 19, 1999
Toby Looks at Art: The Secret of Modern Painting - Straight from the Horse's Mouth ARTNews April, 1999
Closure The New Yorker February 15, 1999
Does God Exist? The New Yorker December 7 and 14, 1998
Studies in the New Causality The New Yorker October 26, 1998
The Hundred Greatest Books That I've Read The New Yorker September 21, 1998
News Stories Besides Monica Lewinsky The New York Times August 27, 1998
The Sledgehammer: How It Works The New Yorker July 27, 1998
In Search of the Wily Filipino The New Yorker July 6, 1998
Side Effects The New Yorker April 13, 1998
Taping My Friends The New Yorker February 23 - March 2, 1998
Dear Amanda The New Yorker February 16, 1998
Changes in the Memory After Fifty The New Yorker January 19, 1998
Drivel The New Yorker December 22, 1997
A Public Apology The New Yorker November 17, 1997
How I Joined Mensa The New Yorker July 21, 1997
Mars Probe Finds Kitten New York Times July 10, 1997
Times Roman Font Announces Shortage of Periods The New Yorker June 9, 1997
The Nature of Matter and Its Antecedents The New York Times Magazine March 2, 1997
Writing is Easy! The New Yorker June 24, 1996 - July 1, 1996
Yes, In My Own Backyard The New Yorker April 22, 1996

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