Just the Facts: Questions and Answers

"It was about 1972 and I looked around, and I thought, every comedian is political, every joke is related to politics or war and everybody looks the same. I thought it was time for a change. So I went in my own natural direction, which was really a theoretical excuse for what I was doing anyway. I went to a kind of absurdity. It's almost like someone had to act stupid for everyone else. I was dying for their sins of seriousness." - Steve Martin, 2000

Here are both Questions and Answers that haven't been answered elsewhere on this site. Both in no particular order. And to make it fun, it's your job to match them up.


Questions
a.	Does Steve have any brothers or sisters?
b.	Does Steve post on the message board?
c.	Is Steve married?
d.	What's Steve's real name?
e.	Has Steve been married before Anne Stringfield?
f.	Where was Steve born?
g.	How much does Steve weigh?
h.	Where can I send a note to Steve proclaiming my undying love for him?
i.	How tall is Steve?
j.	When is Steve's birthday?
k.	What's Steve's religion?
l.	Where did Steve go to school?
m.	What instrument does Steve play?
n.	What's Steve's sexual orientation?


Answers
1.	Not Mormon!
2.	Six feet tall
3.	One sister, Melinda
4.	No
5.	Five-string banjo
6.	Yes, to Anne Stringfield.
7.	Steve Martin, P.O. Box 929, Beverly Hills, CA, 90213
8.	August 14, 1945
9.	Waco, Texas
10.	179 pounds
11.	Yes, to Victoria Tennant. Divorced in 1994.
12.	Long Beach State College, majoring in philosophy
13.	Stephen Martin
14.	Not gay!

If you're really stuck, maybe this will help:

a=3, b=4, c=6, d=13, e=11, f=9, g=10, h=7, i=2, j=8, k=1, l=12, m=5, n=14

If you don't see what you're looking for here, the Message Board is a good place to turn for information. Not guaranteed accurate information, but information all the same.

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